Entry #1 - Miley

Entry #2 - The LeBron Platform

Entry #3 - Banksy Revealed

Entry #4 - KramerCare

 

Kramer Invented Twerking (see entry #1 on the left menu to see how he did it)

Entry #1: Miley?

George, Jerry and Elaine are hanging out in Jerry’s apartment, waiting for Kramer before they all head out to the coffee shop. 

George: Hey Jerry, what’s this “twerking” I keep hearing about? 

Jerry: You know, what Miley did at the VMAs. 

George: Miley? You’re on first name basis with Miley Cyrus? 

Jerry: Not really. I’ve met her a few times. 

George: I can’t believe you’ve met Miley Cyrus! 

Jerry: It’s no big deal. But after Miley embarrassed herself at the VMAs, twerking jumped the shark anyway. So twerking is old now. 

George: You mean I missed twerking!? I always miss everything. Jerry, why didn’t you tell me about twerking?! 

Jerry: It’s stupid anyway, why do you care? 

George: Because I’m always behind fads! 

Elaine: I’ve twerked. 

George: You’ve twerked!? 

Elaine: Yep. I went out to a club with this guy. I wanted him to see what he might be getting, so I started twerking. He thinks I’m having a seizure, so he runs to get security! Next thing I know three medics are grabbing me and placing me on a stretcher, feeling my breasts and asking me where the pain is. And the place is so crowded, the people are dancing and twerking and knocking into me, and they knock me off the stretcher. I ended up really needing medical attention! 

Kramer f inally enters.  

Jerry: Why don’t you ask the K man about twerking, George. 

George: Kramer, you know about twerking? 

Kramer: Know about it? I invented it! 

George: What?!?!? 

Jerry nods yes. 

Kramer: It was a year or so ago, I went to the movies alone to see the Katy Perry movie. What can I say, she’s the one that got away. So I snuck in with a café latte in my pants, but it was too hot and the lid was loose. As I’m sidling to my seat, the coffee starts spilling and I start waddling and squatting down the row, and all everyone can see is my butt gyrating over the seats! All the kids in the theater start applauding, and doing my steps! One of them filmed it on his iPhone. The next day my friend Bob Sacamano calls me – I’m on You Tube with 12 million views in one day! Some flunkie yelled out on the video “hey look at the jerk” but he had a speech impediment, you know, so it sounded like he said “look at the twerk” and the name stuck. I’m the twerk-master general!

 

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